How to get a Girlfriend if you are a NERD

If you currently do not have a hot girlfriend or have never had one, then you are the problem. Change yourself with these helpful hints and you are sure to get some hot babes crawling all over you. [Note: The lower number means that rule is more important, e.g., rule #1 is the most important, followed by rule #2, etc.]

Rule #1: Stop being yourself. As mentioned above, yourself sucks. If you are reading this article, you probably want to grab some hot girlfriend ass, but you can’t because you don’t have a hot girlfriend. Solution: Do an Obama and change!

Rule #2: Stop being poor. If you are rich, you can get any girl you want. You can just buy women. Not all women can be bought (most of them can), but let’s not get too picky… We just want to get you one hot girlfriend to start with.

Rule #3: Stop having a small penis. If you have a small penis a girl is going to have sex with you and not feel anything, if you even convince her to have sex with you in the first place. Stop having a small penis right now! Wishful thinking is your best tool here. You gotta think really had though. Go!

Rule #4: Stop being skinny/fat/nerdy. All of these can be fixed with enough protein and weight lifting. Go chow down on a pound of tofu and do 500 push ups. Maybe then you will be too tired to care that you do not have a hot girlfriend.

Rule #5: Stop being nice. Women (at least the hot ones) hate nice men. Treat them like crap and they will keep coming back. They are masochistic little creatures.

• Ask a close friend to be your wingman. They'll know what would work best for your personality.

• Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Intelligent people have a notorious habit of being very sarcastic. Some girls won't get your sense of humor, so keep it obvious. On the other hand, this could be used to your advantage - every girl loves a funny guy.

• Try to convince your best friend to follow these guidelines, then hang out with him at local places where you know people go. Smile, laugh, and have fun! People want to be friends with people who are fun. Girls want to date guys that have friends and have fun.

• Be yourself! Confidence in yourself is one of the biggest things that girls notice...

• Tell a Joke! Girls love to laugh so tell them a funny joke

• If the lady of your desire really doesn't like you at all for who you are, then she's not worth it. There are so many more people in the world. Forget about her - it's her loss.

• The MOST important tip of all: Women think that people who aren't good with the ladies will try harder, although true, don't try too hard, relax and have fun.

• Most high school girls like guys who are jerks and bad asses.

• Even if you did get her to really like you, don't use her as a freaking "coolness trophy"!! This will make her not like you anymore!

eventually you will have found your dream girl!